medievia GOD people piss me off.

Posted November 21, 2005 • Comments Off on GOD people piss me off.

One guess.

“Hi! I just came out of the woodwork to say this. I have one job. It was invented for me so I wouldn’t get fired when you took over my two old jobs and did them far better than I was capable of. The job I have isn’t really a job; it’s the sort of secretarial busywork that would be more efficiently done without the layer of administrative nonsense I represent. Even though my job should require no effort, I suck at it and do it slowly and without skill. But be warned: if you step in and do it for me—faster, better, more accurately—and if I find out about it—I will undo your work and introduce mistakes. Then I will write to people who report to you and point out that I did so, just so you know I’m still here in all my useless, unfireable circus freak glory.”

“P.S. *peer*”