travel IM conversation

Deborah
my mom, as usual, has convinced me something horrible will happen

Elaine
what, between here/ny/boston?!
or IN boston?

Deborah
no in boston

Elaine
I JUST WANT TO BE PREPARED

Deborah
she was like, how are you going to get around, are you renting a car? and I said no, we’ll take a cab if it’s not nearby. and she says, in that OH SO ANNOYING WAY OF HERS, “well I guess as long as there’s two of you, you should be okay”

like in that way where her words say one thing but her tone says OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL BE RAPED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN A DUMPSTER