iphone Itchy and Scratchy

Posted April 3, 2009 • Comments Off on Itchy and Scratchy

I have a doctor appointment (well, a PA appointment) tomorrow about the itchy bits. I’m afraid I’ll be embarrassed at the very minor problem making me go. Like they’ll laugh at me and tell me to go home and be a grownup about it. But what was an isolated itchy spot is now a series of spots and I feel like a pod person being gradually eaten a tiny piece at a time from the inside.

When you put it that way it doesn’t sound minor, I guess. But I told the scheduling person I had a “rash,” and I’m going to show up with a tiny spot on my arm and really have to spin a yarn to make it make sense that I’m there.

I guess I’m afraid they won’t believe me.