cat Effects of cat ownership

All framed family photos now in a box in the closet

All knickknacks now in the drawers of a table

All cobalt blue glass now in cupboards, except the tall goblet he broke today

Bookmarks now stored in a drawer instead of in antique New Orleans hurricane glass he broke last week

Series of Unfortunate Events book display not long for this world

Next order from Amazon: Museum gel intended for earthquakes

I’m sorry to remain silent so long and then use this space to complain. I’m just sad that I can’t have pretty things anymore.