fuckthat New Feature

We’re starting a new feature today here at she’s the one. It’s called Forgotten Unwanted Castaway Knockoff Things, Hated And Tossed. We will be referring to these objects by their acronym.

Our first entry.

That, my friends, is a treadmill. It was spotted between two of the pine trees that encircle the commuter lot where I park to catch the bus. This is a large lot, with (I’d guess) 300 spaces. Around them are trees. Around the trees is an eight-foot wood fence. There are two doorways in the fence. This treadmill was near neither of them.

Someone went to a great deal of trouble to discard this treadmill here.