You know it’s winter when…
…you wear a skirt just so you have an excuse to wear warm leggings underneath it.
…the high is thirty-four degrees.
…you get a Coke out of the fridge when you leave the house, and when you open it at work two and a half hours later it’s colder.
Edited to add:
Wayne text messaged me the following, and I felt obliged to share it.
Stfu about it being cold there it was 2 when i left this morning with a foot of snow on the ground