archive for May of 2005

media Fun with IMDB

I noticed recently that the link to Tom Cruise’s page on www.imdb.com had a very low number. Namely, 129. Now, considering every production assistant, film cutter, and craft services bagel slicer is in there, I figure you have to be a pretty early addition to the database to have such a low number. And you have to be pretty famous to be an early addition. Right? Right. So I figured, if Tom Cruise is #129, who’s #1? For that matter, who’s #128?

This is the url:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129
#128 is Russell Crowe, and #127 is Wes Craven, giving the distinct impression that Mr. Cruise was added as part of a whole bunch of people added alphabetically. In lower numbers, too, there are alphabetical chunks. But if you go back farther, my theory holds out.
#50 is Groucho Marx.
#40 is Stanley Kubrick.
#30 is Audrey Hepburn.
#20 is Henry Fonda.
#19 is Federico Fellini.
#18 is Kirk Douglas.
#17 is Marlene Dietrich.
#16 is Georges Delerue, who I’ve never heard of, but he was in three hundred and thirty-two movies between 1927 and 2004, despite his death in 1992, including most of the works of Francois Truffaut. I figure he was in something with Marlene Dietrich and added at the same time.
#15 is James Dean.
#14 is Olivia de Havilland.
#13 is Doris Day. (You see what I mean about alphabetical chunks.)
#12 is Bette Davis.
#11 is Gary Cooper.
#10 is James Cagney.
#9 is Richard Burton.
#8 is Marlon Brando.
#7 is Humphrey Bogart. (You see what they did. They thought of a ton of people and put them in, and then they did that many more times before it all became automated.)
#6 is Ingrid Bergman.
#5 is Ingmar Bergman. (Ha!)
#4 is John Belushi. (Double ha. You see the demographic of imdb’s creators.)
#3 is Brigitte Bardot. (Triple ha. You see the gender of imdb’s creators.)
#2 is Lauren Bacall.

Any ideas? Any thoughts? Any guesses?
Fred Astaire.

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travel Weekend happenings.

Julie and Paul came down Friday afternoon. They had lunch near my office then went to the Air & Space Museum. After I got off work, we went and had sushi for dinner at Nooshi. On the way home on the train, we spent a LONG time discussing about whether to see a movie and what to see. I bought a newspaper and decided that “Kingdom of Heaven” maybe wouldn’t be that bad, so we saw that. It wasn’t that bad. Parts of it made no sense whatsoever, but it was enjoyable. Ridley Scott really has this “war” thing down. The epic battles in this one were a little too reminiscent of Lord of the Rings, not a favorable comparison, but it was interesting. Leprosy, heads on spikes, that sort of thing. And Orlando Bloom was in practically every scene.

We stayed up late, though I don’t recall what we did. It was a 9:55 movie, so we probably got home between 12:30 and 1, and I know we didn’t go to sleep right away. We probably just watched TV. Saturday afternoon, we got up and drove to Baltimore, eating McDonald’s and listening to David Sedaris on the way. We went to the aquarium, where I took pictures (click on photos above). After a couple hours there (and the dolphin show) we had a drink at Hard Rock Cafe and then went shopping for a bit at the giant Barnes and Noble there.

We discussed for a while about dinner (it being required to eat seafood in Baltimore, but Paul not eating meat, this was difficult and guilty). But majority ruled, finally, and we had the Philips buffet. I luvvvvv the Philips buffet. We sat outside, where it was a little too cold to sit outside, but we had a nice view of all the kids dressed up for prom (not sure, but right age and right dresses and limos) that were swarming the city. After dinner we picked up an apartment guide for Deborah and headed home, listening to Eddie Izzard on the way.

I’m so glad we spent the day in Baltimore. I had a wonderful time. It’s just such a nice city. Charming, one might even say.

Before we’d left, Paul had noticed I had a tape of The State, so when we got home we watched that. I had forgotten how good The State was. We about died laughing. I was amazed that my VCR still worked, as I don’t think I’ve used it once since I moved here. Enjoying the The State tape made me look through my tapes, and I found one with stuff on the label like “Jeff’s birthday” and “Elaine’s concert.” We ended up watching this whole thing! It was birthday parties (Jeff’s eighth and ninth, my eleventh) and school concerts (’84 and ’85 and environs), Christmases (’85, when I got the radio that’s still upstairs, and ’86, when apparently my grandfather was staying with us [I do not remember this]). I made an ass of myself pointing out people I remember and people I do not.

I was saddened to know I’ve forgotten things that certainly happened. A picnic at the playground by Columbia. Bowling for Jeff’s eighth birthday. Grandpa Beckett at Christmas. I did enjoy seeing the day I got that radio, and the day Jeff got that weird green cobra-man action figure he never took out of the package, and so on.

The rest of the tape was the 1984 winter Olympics. We watched some Rosalyn Sumners, even. (1984 silver medalist in figure skating; daughter of one of my father’s old coworkers and friends.) The commercials were the best part: hilarious. Kmart was apparently the #1 sponsor of the Sarajevo Olympics, and their ads were great. There was a Vic-20 in one of them. There was even a Macintosh ad! It was all about the mouse, saying “if you have one finger…” and so on.

We went to bed around 4 am. Sheesh. When I got up today, a little while after Julie and Paul did, I came downstairs to find them watching “Mad About You” on an old videotape they’d pulled out. Apparently my ancient VCR and the tapes I’ve never thrown away are very entertaining. I miss that show, and I’m watching the whole tape now. Right now, in fact, I’m watching the massive NBC marketing juggernaut that was the night of the last “Seinfeld.” Later on this tape, I think, are probably a bunch of the shows I used to tape, like “NewsRadio.” The label also says it has Saturday Night Live with the best of Chris Farley.

But I have a 1984 Macintosh commercial on tape!

kids Photos are up.

115 new pics are on my site from a couple of fun days with the Sedlaks. A couple of highlights, if you like:




general Tell me I did not…

… just see Dan at the food court across the street.

Because it’s impossible it was him, right?

Right.

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Will explain after announcement.

THE TRAILER FOR “UNDEAD” IS ON THE APPLE WEBSITE.

UNDEAD. FROM LIONS GATE FILMS. UNDEAD. WHICH TAKES PLACE IN BERKELEY. PETER AND MICHAEL’S MOVIE.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/undead/

I am h y p e r v e n t i l a t i n g. I’m SO EXCITED for them.

Okay. Calm. Caaaaaalllllmmmm.

My brother had a really good friend in high school. Peter Spierig. Peter’s dad had one of those international-travel jobs, and he and his twin brother Michael, despite being born in Germany and considering themselves Australian (accent and everything), lived for a long while in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey. They were in Jeff’s class at school. For many years Peter was Jeff’s best friend.

Peter and Michael made movies. They made shorts about a little cartoon guy named Merv McFuddle. They made a feature called “The Garden.” Peter directed, Mike did special effects, and they both did a lot of the other stuff.

They went to college in Australia. They got jobs making commercials and short films in Australia. They won an Australian Academy Award for a short. Their parents (John and Marianne) sent Christmas newsletters to my parents keeping us abreast of these developments.

When Jeff graduated from grad school in 2001, he moved to California.

Around that time, Peter and Michael made a feature called “Undead.” It had a budget. It had at least one actor who’d acted before. And, like all their original work, it prominently featured the name BERKELEY. Because of Berkeley Heights, New Jersey. Where we grew up.

In 2002, my family and I went to Las Vegas. At the same time, Peter and Michael were in L.A., where they were shopping their movie (which you’ll recall is called “Undead”) and being signed by (I think) William Morris. Big. Time. Shit.

They came to Vegas and we all (including several of Jeff’s other friends) spent an enjoyable evening in my parents’ timeshare living room watching a tape of the movie. This screening, on about a 27“ TV, in a condo in Vegas, with an audience of about 12, was the American premiere of ”Undead,“ and don’t let anyone tell you different.

It’s a hilarious movie. It’s uneven, or it was then, but the effects and the writing and the acting were far above anything the Spierigs had done before and far above what you’d expect from their budget (maybe $200,000; I don’t recall, but it was more than a hundred grand and way less than a million). There are (or were) a couple of moments in this movie that made you stand up and cheer, even if you weren’t Australian. One involves the trenchcoat guy and a stunt, and the other involves a flag. Upon seeing the movie, you’ll know them.

And now, when I FINALLY have a moment to myself to seek out the trailer for Serenity online, I can’t find it, and I flip through the trailers on apple.com for ages. I see a tiny poster for a movie called ”Undead.“ I laugh. ”Another zombie movie. Funny how it’s the same title as Peter’s zombie movie.“

And, of course, as we all know by now, it IS Peter’s zombie movie.

I used to drive them around, that one year before college when I could drive and they couldn’t. I believe I was a party to their delinquency, as they (especially Mike) were skateboarders and tended to buy things like fireworks then ask to be driven up to the high school.
I’m so proud of these boys I could just spit.

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