archive for June of 2009

twitter favorites gruber: Next, let’s get Dan Aykroyd into the U.S. Senate.

twitter kostia: Ah, yes, the two most beautiful words of November 2008: COLEMAN CONCEDES. Now, if only it were fucking November 2008.

twitter kostia: THANK YOU MINNESOTA SUPREME COURT

twitter kostia: Making a book chapter about natural disasters’ effects on population density. The word "floods" has lost all meaning. It’s a word? Floooood?

twitter favorites glessner: When preparing a résumé, should I place work experience before or after my Xbox 360 Achievement score?

twitter favorites aedison: I bet the hardest thing about being deaf is when you go to say something and forget you’re holding an ice cream cone.

twitter kostia: When I saw #anticipation was trending I thought, wow! people are getting excited about Worldcon, that’s great! but I was wrong … as usally

twitter favorites nictate: I suspect Cold Stone Creamery was started by a dyslexic rapper.

twitter favorites AuntMarvel: Pfft. Kids these days with their inability to peg their pants or scrunch their bangs.

twitter favorites srslainey: Please allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your excellent taste in things that I also like.

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