archive for August of 2005

general Domes

For the last two days, I’ve been mulling a few words around in my mind, and some of them have been “thank god for the Superdome.” In every picture of New Orleans, it just looks like a big welcoming indestructibly huge thing, waiting patiently far above the water, with room for everyone and more.

That was before I realized it was dark in there.

Read this. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/08/31/katrina.refugees.ap/index.html

This idea is flabbergasting. Beyond the logistics of getting the people and their things onto buses when even Army trucks are just tall enough to drive to the Superdome, think about the sheer number of buses it will take to move 25,000 people 350 miles. At $2.60 a gallon for diesel, that’s probably a million dollars right there. Then they’ll have 25,000 people stranded 350 miles from home. How is that better?

I can’t get my mind around this whole thing. It’s bad enough that a storm probably took your house and everything you own away, but then to be taken away from your city? Your cell phone doesn’t work, you can’t tell your friends and relatives you’re alright unless you somehow make it onto TV, and now a government agency is going to plant you in another fucking stadium, in another state, after what must promise to be a horrific six-hour (probably much longer) bus ride? Your kids haven’t been to school yet this year, none of you have had a shower in days, even once you go back and try to rebuild, your employer is probably in dire straits too … and you have to live in the Astrodome. Until December.

Thank god for the Superdome, yes, but I feel waves of relief of behalf of those people from Louisiana and Mississippi who had the luck and presence of mind to leave earlier, the ones who are in, for example, motels in Pensacola right now, cool and safe and in touch.

Edited to add:

Now THIS is something else. http://www.tulane.edu

general Visitors

The visitor map from gvisit (linked on a small icon bottom right) indicates the location of several visitors I didn’t know I had. Including one repeated visitor in Sydney, Australia. I don’t know anyone in Sydney, so that’s bizarre.

Apparently I also have a reader in the person of someone who’s friends with a couple of my friends. And apparently I insulted this person by complaining about the shitty service I received at that Starbucks in Florida. Apparently I am, and I do quote here from her email on the topic suggesting I “learn Spanish if [I] want to get decent service anywhere in Florida,” (a ridiculous notion on par with suggesting Americans must learn French in order to buy condoms at any Walgreens in antediluvian New Orleans) “a racist dumb white bitch.”

I apologize to all Mexicans everywhere. I did not take the time to inquire about or ascertain the nation of birth (her race, a completely separate piece of data, was very clear) of the person who was too incompetent to sell me a cup of iced coffee and a muffin during the breakfast rush.

kids From Lisa today

We spent 15 minutes after dinner the other night playing Josie’s latest game, which consists of the following:

JOSIE: Say “Cheese”!

LISA/DAVID: Cheese!

JOSIE: Kozeyereyes!

(LISA/DAVID complies.)

JOSIE: Now make a wish!

(LISA/DAVID complies, wishing out loud for Josie to do something, which she does immediately, at which point, we start all over again.)

general Crossword puzzles

When I do crossword puzzles, especially my favorite one each week, which is the one in the Sunday Washington Post Magazine, I have a system of marking certain answers.

For answers that fit the theme, I circle the number. This way I can go back through the puzzle when it’s done and laugh at the puns.

For answers I get from the surrounding letters but didn’t actually know, or answers I can’t fill in because two answers I don’t know intersect, I draw a square around the number. This way I can go look all that stuff up (usually on Wikipedia) when I’m done, and then I know it. This is, lately, my primary source of learning, as very few answers don’t lead to more Wikipedia entries to enjoy.

While I was in Florida I did two, count ’em, two, Washington Post Sunday crossword puzzles. In the one from August 14, there are seven circled numbers and seven squared numbers. In the one from August 21, there are eight circles and six squares. I want to say that these counts are higher than average, but I don’t know. So I’m going to start keeping track of what I learn from crossword puzzles. I’m going to keep track here, of course, because where else would I do it?

This is hugely for my own entertainment and posterity, and a little bit for yours, just like the book list is. Don’t feel obligated to enjoy.

travel Anything good I may have said about the Tampa airport…

…in my last entry twenty minutes ago does not apply to the THREE MORONS* I just dealt with at the Starbucks here…

…who did not understand what I wanted when I ordered a grande coffee light Frappuccino and asked for clarification repeatedly in rapid Spanish.

…who asked for my name, which is a cute (in an invasive way) conceit at a neighborhood store but REALLY FUCKING STUPID at an airport. I have no interest in telling people at Starbucks my name. How do I refuse to provide it?

…who then wrote my name on the cup as “Elen” or some other bastardization.

…who rang up said Frappuccino and a blueberry muffin and arrived at a total of $3.63, and did not speak enough English to understand when I then said “did you charge me for the muffin?”

…who would not accept the Starbucks gift card I got in Hawaii, the having of which is the only reason I went to Starbucks just now in the first place, and which works fine in Washington and Virginia.

…and who were really, really confused when I then said “nothing then, forget it, jesus christ” and walked away, leaving the muffin on the counter and the drink half-made.

*Yes, I’m sure they’re doctors back home in Mexico. Whatever.

travel A few things about this trip

I got to the airport late, meaning I checked my bag at 9:14. The cutoff, of course, was 9:15. I got in late, probably 12:45 am, but at least my bag was the first one off the plane. Then I waited a really long time for a van ride home, but it worked out. There was a lady in a wheelchair on my van who was being dropped off at a retirement community in Largo, so instead of taking 60 and going through Clearwater Beach, we took 275 to Ulmerton and then to Roosevelt/East Bay to the Belleair Beach Causeway. This means I drove right past Trader and past Timber’s grandparents’ old house, among other 1994–98 landmarks. The crappy diner where Mike Riley and I used to eat breakfast is still there. There’s a new Carmax across the street from the turnoff for Trader, which is bizarre. The crappy outlet mall is now a relatively nice-looking strip mall. I remember trying to go there to buy a dress for my aunt and uncle’s 50th wedding anniversary ten years ago, and it was closed because of Hurricane Eunice (not sure on the name, but it was 1995 and it was an E, so look it up if you want). I got home around 2 am and endeavored (successfully as it turned out) to enter the house and go to bed pretty much silently. I went to sleep around 4. My mom woke me up around 8, and we went out to breakfast, and I took them to the airport. I saw my parents for maybe an hour and a half, total. I didn’t think it would bother me, but it really did. I missed them over and over all weekend.

Friday, I watched my Friends season 5 DVDs. Lest you misunderstand, I watched ALL of them. Something like seven hours’ worth of episodes, plus special features and menus and disc-changing and rewinding to catch jokes I’d never seen before because they hadn’t aired originally or were cut out of the syndicated episodes. So basically, what I’m saying is Friday I watched Friends. And nothing else.

That isn’t true. I also ate all the deviled eggs my mom had made for me. That night I woke up with stomach cramps, so that was fair.

Saturday, I went to Timber’s shower, and we had a lovely time. Timber is such a cute pregnant girl. She’s due in less than a month, and she waddles, and she can’t get up out of a chair or make her knees touch when she sits down, and she’s clearly really uncomfortable, but oh my god she’s adorable. The baby is a girl and will be named Aria Marie Faught. After the ‘regular’ shower guests left, we sat around and talked for a while. We talked about music and the military (Thomas is in the Air Force reserves) and about Tommy. It makes me simultaneously happy and sad that they smile and laugh when they talk about Tommy. We played a really good card game called “Apples To Apples.” I liked that, even though I did not win.

Sunday, we went out for Mexican food at Carmelita’s, a fair-to-middling restaurant in the same shopping center where the Bruegger’s Bagels Kim and I used to eat breakfast at when we worked at Trader was (it’s now a bar called Beef O’Brady’s, which is awful). We always go to Carmelita’s. Kim and Mark live in Altamonte Springs (though they were staying at Timber and Thomas’s for the weekend), and Timber and Thomas live in Holiday. Yet we always go to Carmelita’s. It’s weird. Anyway, then we went to the movies and saw “The Brothers Grimm,” which was lovely to look at and not a lot better than I had expected. It was a nice fun matinee movie. Heath Ledger was really pretty good. I should watch some other stuff he’s been in.

My flight being at 6am, I stayed up all night. I finally watched “Shanghai Noon,” which I have had from Netflix for—no lie—five months. It was cute, and as always I’m amazed at Jackie Chan’s inventiveness, but of course it wasn’t worth what amounts to an $80 rental.

I got to the airport about 45 minutes ago, parked my parents’ car with the keys and the ticket inside, and checked in. Now I’m at the gate waiting to board in about 35 minutes.

And now we arrive at my point.

Freetampa

FREE. Sometimes I really do love Florida. That’s all I’m saying.

medievia I have never met anyone who cares more about Medievia than this guy.

Dear Ms Wilson

Here is my advice on how to improve life for builders in Medievia:

[1] Make the zonemapping volunary for the builder who can elect a graphics God to do it.
[2] Create a graphics God position for [1]
[3] Continue the restriction of builders to their own zone; learning from other builders is obviously a very sinful thing that doesn’t fit into Mr Krause’s pot-smoking, Philadelphean religion of iron-fisted repression.

Reasoning:

What happens to someone who is great at writing but lacks any facility for graphical art? II was that 30 years young guy, Pyraquin, who a year later STILL doesn’t know what the heck your todo meant. You said my zone mapping was “garish”. Well, professional editor, what a subjective term to cook up! But i guess that is typical of you amateurish lot of DIKU licence violators.

Now I build for Tempus and Forsaken Dreams. I have spread the word ever since that Medievia is the worst MUD ever created by Gods who couldn’t run the weekend shopping.

Yours sincerely
Andrew Thornton, Melbourne, Australia
Carolinus/pyraquin

p.s please don’t complain about this email being an “affront” that you “resent”. And enjoy the sucky 1985 TSR classes of Medievia. magic missile! Mage! Cleric! Thief that backstabs! Whoopee do!

travel The egret


The egret
Originally uploaded by kostia.

web testing again (edited to add: YES!)

Having deleted and reinstalled all the RSS stuff, I can only hope a new entry will actually trigger this to work. If it doesn’t, I give up. I’m still bummed to not be getting email notification of comments, but I guess I can live with that too.

Edited to add:

You know what I just did? I just wrote some php. I found the Nucleus developer site with the source for all the default files, and I had that open in one tab and the equivalent files from Anna’s (working) blog & RSS feed in another, and I hacked together a template I did not think would work and saved it and sighed. Then I went to my RSS reader and clicked ‘refresh’ and BAM! all my recent entries were there. BAM.

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