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Posted February 5, 2008 • Comments Off on the price is right, really it is

(Contestant wins a pool table.)

(Next prize: scuba equipment.)

Drew: Do you scuba dive?
Contestant: No, I don’t.
Drew: Well, you can wear the scuba equipment while you play pool!

(Contestant wins scuba equipment.)

(Next prize: wine cabinet.)

Drew: Now, if you’re going to wear scuba equipment while you’re playing pool, let’s face it, you’re going to need a lot of wine.

(Contestant wins wine cabinet.)

(Next prize: PT Cruiser.)

Drew: So now you can get drunk, play pool in your scuba equipment, and then
(slight awkward pause)
–when you’re all sobered up–
hop in your PT Cruiser!

(Contestant wins car.)