general A Woot-Off Haiku

This Woot-Off has had
FOUR video cards and yet
nothing for Elaine.

🙁

(I mean, all I want is a promising new zinfandel, that iPod video player for Lisa, a cheap TomTom GPS, the Salton Chocolate Treat Makers [which I missed ’cause they sold out in less than two minutes], and a 34mm Express Card SD reader. Is that so much to ask?)

Edited to add:
Make that five video cards.