general Sick and tired

I have the flu or some damn thing. It’s localized to my head, and decongestants and antihistamines aren’t doing anything (I even took my very last remaining dose of real [read: with pseudoephedrine] DayQuil). I’m very, very tired and achy, and though I don’t have a fever I sure feel like I do. Pity me.

All I want is some macaroni and cheese, and lo and behold they no longer print the microwave directions on the box!

So I looked it up. Wikipedia thoughtfully provides a link. However, said link goes to kraftcanada.com, where macaroni and cheese is apparently called “Kraft Dinner.” What the hell? It’s not “dinner.” It’s macaroni and cheese!