work Here’s what just happened to me.

I went to the ladies’ room. While I was washing my hands, one of the Mac users came in. She basically accosted me for not having an office nearer hers, because she had questions. I told her she could always email me, but she said she can’t email while she’s working. This woman has three computers on her desk, but whatever.

She then proceeded to tell me all her InDesign problems. WHILE SHE WAS PEEING.

Now, it’s one thing for a close friend, a partner, a child, or a family member to talk to you while she’s peeing. It’s entirely another thing for a colleague to do this at work. On your seventh day at a new job. I had no idea what to do with myself.

At least she closed the stall door.